Jak to było z mojim imjom

Rozkažu vam pravdu…

 

Urodiłasie ja v Knorozach na pecê. Tak prynajmi rozkazuvała mniê mama. Baba Jaryna, mamina mama, use pudsmichałasie, što mniê velmi spišałosie, bo naveť ne dała mami korôv podojiti. Nu bo i pravda, čoho ž pchatisie tak rano na sviêt, u pjať časôv? Po dvoch nedilach pryjiêchav po nas tato i zabrav do Ploskuv, do svojich baťkôv. I tam začalisie narady, jak že ž mene nazvati. Mama velmi chotiêła nazvati Zosieju. Ne viêdaju čom jôj siête imje podobałosie, može tomu, što jeji chryščona dočka tak nazyvałasie, ale tak to vže byvaje – štoś nam podobajetsie i vsio.

– Mania, chaj bude Mania –poprobuvała provesti svoju liniju baba Loksa. – I Marusioju možna było b nazyvati, i Manioju, i Maryjoju – tłumačyła mniê, koli ja vže była bôlša i koje-što ponimała.

Ale moja mama ne chotiêła, bo para chatuv od nas žyła odna takaja Mania, što ne zusiêm miêła v poradku z hołovoju. Mami prosto podumałosie, što i ja mohu byti takaja sama. I budut mene durnoju Mancioju obzyvati.

– Žadnoji Mani ne bude! – oburyłasie mama. – Ja ne choču!

– Tož to choroše imje – złôsno dovodiła baba. – Što tobiê v jôm ne podobajetsie? Ne bude i ne bude! Mania i vsio! Marusiečka! Tak hože!

– I čuť za łoby ne vzialisie našy baby – rozkazuvav mniê ne odin raz tato. – Ja vže dumav, što rozdilati prydetsie. A died sidiêv koło stinôvki, kuryv paperosa i tôlko pud nosom smijavsie.

– Zosia maje byti! Poprobuj ono zapisati Manioju! – hovoryła mama do baťka, kotory same zbiravsie jechati do Chrabołôv, kob mene zapisati i pryvezti metryku.

Tato siêv na rover i pojiêchav. Pravdu kažučy, to jomu ne podobałosie žadne z tych imen, kotory proponowali mama z baboju. Za tych para kilometruv vôn prydumav štoś zusiêm novoho. Postanoviv, što ne bude ni Mani, ni Soni. Baby trochu pokryčat i vsio. Bo papiêr bude i nichto na siête ničoho ne poradit. I tak zrobiv. Zapisav mene Halinkoju.

Skôl jomu takoje pryjšło do hołovy, vôn nikoli mniê ne skazav. Bo jak było z mojeju sestroju, to ja dokładno pomniu, ja była vže velika, vôsim liêt miêła, nu, napevno siêm z połovinoju. Tato pryjšov i zapytavsie mene, čy bude Ania čy Hania? Ja dobre znała, čom akurat takije imena pryjšli jomu do hołovy. U televiziji same pokazuvali film Czterej pancerni i pies, i byv akurat toj odcinok, u kotorum Grigorij ne môh zdecydovatisie, kotoru z blizniat vybrati – Aniu čy Haniu. Ja, złôsna na ciêły šviêt, što ne vrodivsie mniê brat, i to staršy, vybrała Aniu, ne bačyvšy po pravdi žadnoji raznici pomiž dvoma siêtymi imenami.

Nu, ale voročajučysie do mene…

Tato pryjiêchav dochaty i podav mami moju metryku. Mama podiviłasie, pročytała i až pokrutiła hołovoju.

– Čy ž ty? Pieťka, zdurêv? A čom tut napisane, što vona dočka Jana? Tož ja jijiê ne maju z testiom, ono z toboju!

– Nu što ty? – tato vyrvav metryku z maminych ruk.

A tam jak vôł stojało: córka Jana. Tato, ničoho vže bôlš ne kažučy, siêv znov na rover i pojiêchav nazad do Chrabołôv.

– Tam ja poradočno operdoliv tuju užendničku, u kotoroji v pokoji, koli vypisuvała tvoju metryku, sidiêło dwoch facetuv, i vona z jimi chachotała – rozkazuvav mnie para liêt puzniêj. – Vona perekresliła Jan i vpisała Piotr. Tohdy to najiêzdivsie jak durny. Połovina hrudnia, zimno jak cholera, a ja na tôm roverovi… Ech! Dobre što same była odliha, to prynajmi sniêh rozstav.

Baba vsio-taki ne pohodiłasie z tym, što mene ne ochrystili tak jak vona chotiêła, i nazyvała mene ne Halinkoju, a Haliênkoju, što dovodiło moju mamu do strasnoji nervaciji.

– To vy zviête jijiê Galoju – poradiła mojôj mami hospodynia, u kotoroji my tohdy žyli, uže v Biêlśku.

Mama perehovoryła vsio z tatom i, pravda, stali mene nazyvati Galoju. Ale na moju babu Loksu ne było môcnych. Vona daliêj zvała mene Haliênkoju albo Haloju, jak jôj odvinuło. A mama nadaliêj nervovałasie.

Ja sama často prosiła babu, kob nazyvała mene Halinkoju, ale vona nijak ne dałasie perekonati. A sama dobre znała jak to je, bo ne lubiła, jak jijiê nazyvali Loksoju. Moja baba napravdu nazyvałasie Aleksandra, a Loksoju jijiê nazvali v bieženstvi, u Rosiêji. I tak vže zostałosie do kuncia žycia

A ja sama, koli pudrosła, odnoho dnia skazała i baťkam, i koležankam, što ne choču byti žadnoju Galoju, bo maju velmi choroše imje Halinka i choču teper, kob tak vsiê mene nazyvali, i vsio. Jak zadumała, tak i vsio proveła. Koli chtoś nazyvav mene Galoju, ja naohuł ne odzyvałasie. Ja była velmi vperta i konsekventna. I takim sposobom do diś ja je Halina, a dla nekotorych to j Halinka. I mušu vam pryznatisie, što svoje imje ja velmi lubiła i lublu, ne zhadujučy dvoch epizoduv u mojôm žyci, koli raz chotiêła byti Edytoju (same Klosa ohladała) a druhi raz – Monikoju (pevno, jakujuś knižku pročytała). Dobre, tatu, ty vydumav, jiêdučy roverom do Chrabołôv!

Praha, 15 kviêtnia 2016

 

P.S. A tuju metryku z perekreślanymi imenami maju do diś.

Halina Maksimjuk

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