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Андрушу Клімука знайшлі ў капусце.

„Капуста-распуста” – аж зайшоўся ад рогату наш сябра, калі мы нахілілі свае заклапочаныя цвярозыя лабы над ягоным малінавым абліччам, што расцвітала пад кучаравай, бы тая галоўка капусты-суседкі, мазгавешкай нашага калегі.

Ну, выпілі мы разам. Ці ж не мае права чалавек прычасціцца з калегамі, якіх не бачыў пяцьдзесят тры гады? Забылі мы зусім, што ў гарачае лета 1964 года, сядзеўшы пад помнікам пабрацімам-абаронцам у парку, прысягнулі сустрэцца, усе як тут сабраліся, у тым жа месцы. Адно пабрацімы перасталі быць пабрацімамі. А забыліся былі зусім, бо хто мае галаву да глупстваў у час, калі падаюць урады і кароны, велічы і каноны! Кожны заняўся тым, чым мог, не аглядаючыся на бакі. Спачатку званілі адны адным, пісалі, чулі пятае праз дзесятае, ці катораму шанцуе ці не, але каб запісаць тую векапомную дату ў календары?..

Але ж спаткаліся. Спачатку на вуліцы Міцкевіча Андрэй і Мікіта ў банку. Разумееце, не ўсе дарогі разам сыходзяцца… Пайшлі ў рэстаранчык, дзе галоўным кухарам быў яшчэ нядаўна, не жарты, Мікола. Але не сядзелася ў тым шынку, бо што ж гэта за шык! – праз тыя 53 гады пасля прысягі на Плянтах. Рашылі ўспомніць тое свята ноччу, роўна ў дату тае славутай падзеі. Пазванілі ў вёску пад Заблудавам да Вітаўта – старэнькая маці сказала, што сын у Беластоку на службе, ды якой – не зразумелі. Пасля Андрэй успомніў, што Гануля жыве там дзе жыла, дык і пра яе нельга ж забываць, пра нашу музу. Наша Гануля, настаўніца-пенсіянерка сёння мела нагу ў гіпсе, але абяцала дабрацца на наш славуты начны пікнік (жыве недалёка) і яшчэ пазваніць Мірыку ды Ірыку, блізнюкам, якія, як сказала, нават аблыселі аднолькава.

Я растлумачыў усё маёй палавінцы. Зразумела: ноччу мяне не будзе дома. „Вольная хата!” – захадзіла жонка спачатку нервова па кватэры, а пасля ўздумала нешта і села на тэлефон – давай арганізаваць контр-імпрэзу ў нашай хаце.

Узяў я сваю старую гітару, каньяк і пута паляўнічай каўбасы. Іншыя таксама прынеслі што мелі, вядома, найбольш пастараўся Мікола, бо меў стравы яшчэ цёплыя. Знеслі мы пару лавак пад ніцую вярбу, расселіся. Я забрынкаў на гітары. Гануля з Андрушам, найлепшыя галасы, зацягнулі песню пра бадзягу, наш несумненны гіт. Шкада, што Вітаўта нама між намі…

– Co państwo tu robi?! Tacy starzy, a nie wiedzą o zakazie spożywania napojów wyskokowych w miejscach publicznych?

– Ты, Віцька, не будзеш тут хіба цытаваць законаў? – закульгала на сваім гіпсе да паліцыянта ды хапіла ў абдымкі пана ўладзу Гануля.

– To jest napaść na funkcjonariusza na służbie! – стануў у абароне свайго партнёра другі паліцыянт і на паморшчаных далонях нашай сяброўкі бліснулі наручнікі.

Павялі нас усіх у камісарыят на Славацкага разам з зусім кампраметуючым нас, старэчаў, матэрыялам. Ды не з усім, і не ўсе мы туды трапілі. Андруша Клімук, як заўсёды, умее прымасціцца.

Так мы і знайшлі яго, цвярозыя, на другі дзень у капусце на ўчастках-агародах, што ля вуліцы Міцкевіча ў Беластоку.

Міра Лукша

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